flabergasted

To be dazed and confused

Mike Stanton, of the New York Mets, was flabergasted when he found out that Rey Sanchez was getting a hair cut in the middle of a game.

by Mike MacD May 29, 2003

fappergasted

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.

Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.

by whcgonzo November 11, 2011

flabergasted

so absolutely boggled to the point were you start to speak mush

when the beast was hurt I was flabergasted!!!

by ummamelaniestan October 5, 2018

Flabbergasted

When a person with a vagina farts and it yeets through the meats instead of going out the cheeks.

I was trying to let one slip at the pool party, but got flabbergasted.

by SumCat22 July 31, 2023

Flabbergasted

State of confusion. When you've seen something really weird or just shocking, that you either are surprised in a good way, or surprised as in, "What the hell just happened?" .

I am so flabbergasted about the fact that Donald Trump will run again.
Stop flabbergasting me with your nonsense!

by RUSSIANDUDE72 October 6, 2019

farbelgaster

Noun. A human that is no longer human but sub-human. the farbelgaster is known for being lazy, sleepy, slothful, and a procrastinator. It has many similarities to a troll in actions and habitat. they have social issues and do not do well in large groups of humans but around their same kind can find similarities that tie them together and allow them to communicate in meaningful ways among themselves. Enjoy the company of a Human Female, but most females avoid them like the plague. Farbelgaster females are extremely rare and tend to have extreme emotional and social issues like the males.

Rick you need to come out of your room and cleanbefore you become a farbelgaster.

by shnushnu June 29, 2011

FlabberGasted

When you see your mom come back from the salon with bright green spiky hair and your jaw drops to the floor in total shock, you’re flabbergasted. You are really, really shocked — pretty much speechless.

Use the adjective flabbergasted to describe someone who's astounded or surprised for any reason, good or bad. You could be flabbergasted at how astonishingly expensive a parking ticket is, or at how incredibly delicious pineapple pizza is. Flabbergasted has been used since the late 18th century, but no one knows for sure where it originated. The word sounds like what it means: when you say it out loud — "flabbergasted!" — it somehow captures the spirit of astonishment and shock.

I was total flabbergasted i was banned on xbox. :)

by Abyss03 June 16, 2018