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Fairhaven

a small town where everyone knows everyone else and their business. there are 3 elemntry schools and one middle school. no girls like each other and if they do, their probally faking it. its like a town of telephone and the by the time the last person hears it, its not what you said at all. everyone's rich and stuckup and worried about everyoen else. west island is where its at in the summer. the cheerleaders think theyre all that and a bag of chips but voc. is better. the boys think theyre mad tough and such gangsters but as soon as the cross the bridge the suddenly forget what that is. its a twon of a bucnh of fake people. the population of fairhaven is 7 and you probally have had the same kids in your class since you were in pre-k. kids that go to voc. are smart to get away. trust me, youd want to get away. but honestlyy it's not half bad and people know how to have a good time.
I think i'm better than you because im from Fairhaven
by fhs November 16, 2006
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Fairytale Faggot

When a person is being soo gay that it reminds you of a pickle sniffer. Someone who was so uber gay with other mans penises that they dream about doing it in their sleep
You reminded me of a fairytale faggot the other night!
by the only one left August 7, 2010
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fairytale fucked

To be Humped by a fairytale creature or to engange in intercoarse or otherwise copulate with creatures of a magical, fabled or otherwise mythical origin
Im going to Humpedey Dumpety you

You are fairytale fucking me?

Yes you are fairytale fucked.
by Haradrel December 27, 2005
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FairyTale Ending

When both partners climax at the same time.
The sex was so good, we came at the same time; it was a FairyTale Ending.
by jupitermudd December 20, 2010
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Fairytale Fold

A FairyTale fold is that perfect fold you make in your bed's blanket, most commonly seen in FairyTales or other animated movies/series.
"Mommy tucked me in the most perfect Fairytale Fold last night!"
by Bee-Nut Butter July 3, 2022
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Fairytale of New York

A Christmas song the BBC loves to whinge about because it has the word "faggot" in it and distorts it to suit their own false narrative that the song is homophobic, when really "faggot" can be used as an Irish slang to call someone a lazy person.
Fairytale of New York is not a homophobic song, so stop taking it out of context to fit your SJW narrative you whiners!
by UltimateDoge August 31, 2022
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Fairytale

Bull-Dike from Germany with more testosterone than a body builder on steroids. Has psudo-adam's apple. Attempts to write a Kingdom Hearts fanfic but fails at it about as hard as she does passing as a woman. Likes to troll in #Nipponsei and dish it out, but cannot take it in. Bulldike Bull-Dike Yuritale Troll
Person 1: ZOMG did you see that dude???
Person 2: What dude, that was a Bull-Dike?
Person 3: No Man....That was a Fairytale
by Nipponlesbos October 18, 2008
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