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Fasturbation

The competitive sport of masturbation. The first to ejaculate 1 tablespoon of their own semen is the victor. Cheaters have been known to inject large amounts of foreign semen into their vans deferens. The sport is especially popular among high school douchebags.
"Hey Dad, who won the Fasturbation World Spoon last night?"
"Dick Cox, but Mike Hawk was a close second."
by Pinguino November 3, 2012
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Faguation Party

A party full of fags, losers, and douche-bags. Commonly initiated by those lonely girls who only have ten friends.
Lisa invited me to her graduation party, but since only a few other loser kids were going, it sounded more like a faguation party.
by Antenna Dick June 17, 2010
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