Faguardo

Stupid ugly person who is very short. Acts gay and looks like one of those( nerds) from TV shows.

He is such a Faguardo

by Faggot Gayson May 27, 2018

Fanuary

The best holiday ever.

Are you doing Fanuary this year?

by markjsimmons January 24, 2021

Faguar

The Slang for Jaguar's Current Rebranding after the infamous "Copy Nothing" Commercial came out, where they didn't even sell a car on that Commercial, and instead just went Woke.

Average Man: Hey did you know that Jaguar Rebranded themselves to appeal to the Woke People?

Average Woman: Ugh, is Jaguar trying to appeal to the Woke now?, ugh, just as i said, Go Woke, Go Broke.

Average Man: Yeah, i think i'd just call the brand Faguar from now on.

by MADVAL2 November 20, 2024

faguar

was/were

102 years of automotive history, tradition, and respect gone in a single thirty seconds...
The result of letting Capitol residents design and market their own cars.

See 'draguar', 'jaGuar', 'new jaguar'

"Hey man, did you see that weird ad today?"
"Do you mean the Jaguar rebrand announcement?"
"The car company?? That was like a women's clothing brand or some shit..."
"I've heard they make tampons now too... everyone's calling them "faguar" for it"
*utter speechlessness*

"create exuberant"
"live vivid"
"delete ordinary"
"break moulds"
"copy nothing"
"jaGuar"

by A certain man of pedigree December 11, 2024

Faguar

The car brand Jaguar made some "interesting" marketing decisions for the relaunch of their branding.

Instead of the car, they presented us with a freak show.

Which is the most hilarious car someone could buy?

Faguar.

by Ekonir-7K December 12, 2024

Faguar

A Jaguar type 00.

Look, he bought himself a pink Faguar!

by voximplant December 27, 2024

Fagurry

To be a gay furry

"look at dave hes a fagurry

by Shawtyyyyy. October 4, 2025