farmville anxiety

when you are at school or work and and cant concentrate because you forgot to tend to your crops, trees, or animals on farmville.

april: tyler why are you sweating so much...?

tyler: i have farmville anxiety! i have to text my mom and tell her to get on my facebook.

april: why...?

tyler: i forgot to harvest my farmville cotton! she has to harvest it for me!

by jenkinsld098 December 3, 2009

farmville hacker

someone who logs into a friends account to send gifts to themselves on farmville

'that apple trees great'

'you only got it because you went on my account and sent it to yourself you farmville hacker!!'

by MG.... October 29, 2009

Farmville

A facebook game that people who aren't good at real games play.

guy 1: OMG I JUST HIT LVL 14 IN FARMVILLE

guy 2: cool bro... I'm going to go play a game that requires skill.

by herbalize October 27, 2009

Farmville

A game on Facebook in which after 24 hours of playing, you're a loser

Person #1:Hey, wanna go to a party?

Person #2:Nah, I got play Farmville.

Person #3:But there's gonna be boobs and booze!

Person #2:Nah, my crops are almost ready.

Person #1 & #3:What a freakin' loser

by SDBoy54 March 16, 2010

Farmville Scale

The Farmville scale is a scale used to determin the excitment of someones social life. The bigger the farmville farm the less likely someone has an exciting and busy social life.

Her farm on farmville is huge, but using the farmville scale she must be a loser.

by Fuzzylump August 26, 2010

farmville

One of the most annoying games on Facebook. That, and/or the fact that it spams your notifications.

"I blocked FarmVille on Facebook because it spammed my notifications 83 times."

by Darth Cookie April 20, 2010

Farmville Poaching

Someone who sits at the home page of facebook, waiting for some other low life to post that they have found a unique,"lonely" animal on their farm. And then proceeing to adopt it within the first 30 seconds of the post.

Austin - "Hey Dan, wanna hang out today?"

Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."

Austin - "Get a life."

by P titties October 18, 2009