someone who owns a Faff (Toyota Celica GT4 ST205), and so cannot resist faffing about on it - modding, polishing, toying, wiping, preening, shining, buffing, more modding, painting, chroming, blinging.. they just never bloody stop!
'ere, seen Karl's car? He just can't stop faffing about with the thing!
"yeah, a real faffer if ever there was one!"
"hahahaha"
also "I have faff, must faff about!"
"yeah, a real faffer if ever there was one!"
"hahahaha"
also "I have faff, must faff about!"
by pob1 June 24, 2006
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by Einsteinsmyuncle June 8, 2011
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A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.
A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.
"We thought she farted on our food at this famous Chicago restaurant, but then we heard her growling in the kitchen 'That's naught ah sowsaage! *burp* *fart* it's naught veegeen, and I'mma veeg! bahhhhhhhh! *burp* *fart*' We then became gravely terrified and returned our food and refused to pay our bill because a Melissa McCarty monster was cooking it. Don't cha know Melissa McCarthy's mating call goes like this 'Bahhhhh! Sowsaaage!' lol damn, she's such a faffer."
by BeefyPonsker July 25, 2017
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The school boy fuffed his hair when the girls came out for recess.
The school boy fuffed his hair when the girls came out for recess.
by WesternWriter June 24, 2010
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