faceplam

a common misspelling of facepalm by some people on places such as digg.com

It was a pretty big faceplam moment.

by RaulMuaddib June 18, 2008

tacklebox faceplant

The act of piercing one's face so many times, it appears they have proformed a faceplant in a tacklebox. also see faceplant

"Holy Christ! Have you seen Mary lately?! It looks like she did a tacklebox faceplant!"

by TarantisticCthulhu May 30, 2006

facepage

what an elderly person refers to as their facebook

"Marilyn! I'm busy checking my facepage!"

by roxypoop August 18, 2009

faceplant

An unintentional result of a risky or stupid activity whereby a person becomes fully inverted from the normal upright position while one or more parts of the face impact the ground simultaneously with the full weight of the body.

A faceplant (also face plant) is like doing a handstand except with no hands so all that's left is your face.

by doi May 4, 2009

facipulate

to facilitate and manipulate concurrently in order to ensure the facilitator's agenda is achieved by the end of a meeting or session.

The Board Chair facipulated the meeting by asking loaded questions that reflected her position on the issue being discussed. Therefore, no one voiced his or her contrary opinion on the issue and, instead, decided to support the Chair's position as it seemed the politically wise thing to do.

by L. Miller June 16, 2008

Frontside 90 Faceplant

When the average person participates in an extreme sport(wakeboarding, snowboarding...) and rather than being experienced enough to do the Frontside 1080, McTwist, Backside whatever...he/she does the "Frontside 90 Faceplant". In my experience, your board rotates forward and you slam you face into whatever terrain you are working with (usually causing extreme pain and irritation). Thriling for onlookers. Not so much fun for you.
This trick is usually carried out at higher speeds.

While snowboarding, the impact of the Frontside 90 Faceplant may result in one more rotation causing you to lie on your back in agony.

Audience: "OOOooohhhh......ouch! That was a great Frontside 90 Faceplant!!"

Victim: (After swimming to catch his/her stray wakeboard with what, at this point, may or may not be a concussion) "Here, take this stupid thing. I'm done. Let me back into the boat."

by Amy_4784 October 13, 2008

facebate

When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends

There was a very hot photo tagged on facebook and I facebated to it.

by Alex Costa November 15, 2007