Facebook Mom

A facebook mom is usually a single middle aged parent that posts their whole life on facebook and talks to other single moms on facebook about their kids personal lives. Also a big believer in commenting on every post.

“My mom is such a Facebook Mom”
Ex: of what they comment⬇️
“LOL so funny 😆”

“Lovely photo of the kiddos 😉 Are you coming to the 🍷🍷🍷 mixer on Tuesday? #girlsnight #momlife #pta”
“aw my little emma got her period!!!! only 13! they grow up so fast!! ❤💖#momlife”

by ilikemen:) April 11, 2021

facebook

A website owned by the CIA used to spy on dumbasses who do all the work for "big brother". Appeals to brainwashed tools who are stupid enought to be concerned with fashion and trend and sports so getting them to fall for facebook and twitter and cellphones isn't that hard.

Sign up for facebook and let the US government know exactly what you're up to at all times! Remember to use your real name! And get used to all that farming! Once the Bilderbergs take over all you're going to have is dirt.

by j-rocka1337 July 10, 2010

Facebookophobe

One who avoids facebook due to the saturation of the menial tasks people describe in detail with poor grammar/spelling/diction. Nobody is as interesting as facebook would indicate.

Facebookophobes also believe facebook a pestilence.

I am a full-fledged facebookophobe, I don't give a shit how tasty your chipotle burrito was. I also think self-shots make you look like you live in your toilet.

by Johnnie Appleseedling December 1, 2011

Facebook Attention Question

A question a person puts as their status they can easily find out by typing it in google, rather than wasting time and typing it in facebook and waiting for a reply, google does it in (0.06 seconds)

Facebook Attention Question Ex: Hey people, how do I make it so that it says where I'm at on here, you know, the locations thingy!?

by Facebook User34 January 18, 2011

facebook psychosis

1. A condition marked by the use of facebook to the point that it startes interfering with day-to-day functioning. Alongside this may occur a "break with reality" regarding what is real and what isn't on facebook.

2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.

3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.

Patient is clearly exhibiting symptoms of a bout of facebook psychosis. A heavy dose of no likes and zero attention for a week should set them straight.

by The Tallest Psychologist June 19, 2016

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.

A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.

by Insert_Name June 4, 2013

facebook christian

A person who blatantly flaunts their Christianity on Facebook or other social media, but does not pursue their religion actively in the real world or leads the opposite lifestyle in real life.

Veronica posts "99% of people are too embarrassed to embrace Christ as their personal savior on FB.. most won't repost their love of Jesus" then engages in premarital sex, drugs, and generally un-Christian behavior in real life.

Me: "Wow, what a Facebook Christian."

by Ikken4122 January 5, 2010