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alabama firefighter

The act of lighting your partners pubic hair on fire, then ejactulating to put it out. Much like a firefighter would a house ablaze.
"Man Dylan, she's still complaining about her 3rd degree burns. I couldn't cum fast enough. That alabama firefighter can really sneak up on a guy"
by Double D Productions March 29, 2008
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Negro firefight

The situation where one person or group of people (usually gang members or other thugs) discharge firearms in the general direction of another person or group of people with the intent to injure or kill the second person or party, but empty their weapons of ammunition without striking the intended target.
I saw two dudes fire 15 shots each at each other at point blank range and somehow they were such bad shots that they missed with every round. Now that's what I call a Negro firefight.
by Big Billy G April 28, 2008
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Amazon Firefighter

The act of having intercourse, and just before male ejaculation, the male lights the pubic hair of the female of fire, and puts out the fire with his ejaculation.
Last night, me nad my girl pulled an Amazon Firefighter
by YourMomsFriend May 18, 2006
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Facetigate

To investigate a person's profile on the social network, Facebook.com
Jane was planning to Facetigate her boyfriend John's postings on his Facebook profile.

Jane is Facetigating John's postings on his Facebook profile.
by RobertBellaHernandez April 22, 2010
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facefist

When facepalm isn't enough, its close relative facefist is one step up. It's used when a feeling of frustration agitation or the witnessing of an act of stupidity is so overwhelming that you feel the need to punch yourself in the face.
Teacher: Now class, can anyone tell me what the first 6 prime numbers are?

Student: uumm... 1,2,3,5,7, and 9?

Teacher: That's all correct except 2.

Student: But 5 minutes ago I thought you said that a prime number could only be divided by 1 or itself? Doesn't 2 fit those requirements?

Teacher: I'm sorry, are you saying I'm incorrect?

Student: ....Yes?

Teacher: Well in that case you just earned yourself detention!

Student: But why?

Teacher: 2 days detention!!

Student: Ma'am I----

Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WEEK?!!?!?!

Student: *FACEFIST
by righter than u September 1, 2009
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Firefight

Firefight is a co-op game mode in Halo: ODST, and Halo: Reach. Firefight is where players take on increasingly difficult waves of enemies in a timed survival game.

Firefight can be played cooperatively with up to three other players via system link, or Xbox Live or with up to 2 players on the same console in splitscreen mode. Players start Firefight with only the Rookie as a playable character; completing the campaign mode unlocks other characters and maps.

Players are awarded medals for making special kills, and individual and team scores are tracked throughout the games. Inside Firefight, players have a shared pool of seven lives, which are replenished after completing five rounds.

It's just plain awesome, pretty much the best(in my opinion) Halo game mode.
buddy: hey dude wanna play firefight?

guy: totally man, that shit is awesome.
by Ponchop September 6, 2010
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Wildland Firefighter

The hottest most loyal firefighter men on earth. Willing to sacrifice anything to go and work their ass off to keep the wildlife and people safe. They are dedicated to their job with nothing getting in their way. When not on the job they are the best, most sexy men in the world and the most dedicated boyfriend/husband. They are the BEST men in bed. No one can top them. Once you have one, never let him go! They are keepers!
I wish I had a Wildland Firefighter!
I'm in love with a Wildland Firefighter.
by countrygirlfriend July 8, 2012
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