Mustache Fairy

The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.

Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."

Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."

Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."

by iBetty February 4, 2012

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Fairy of shampoo

A fairy of shampoo isn’t actually a fairy.She’s someone almost none of you can reach physically.If you try to reach her,just like a bubble made of shampoo she will pop and eventually vanish in the cold void.People sometimes describe her as “the ideal person” but it still doesn’t affect the fact that she is a fairy of shampoo…

•She’s my fairy of shampoo.From now on I will only love her

by _yours_ November 20, 2021

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Pavement Fairy

British Navy slang dating from around the First World War. A Pavement Fairy is the name for a prostitute or woman of easy virtue. The pavement part comes from these women having 'beats' on the pavement of a particular street, whilst the fairy has nothing to do with homosexualirty, but possibly derives from Cinderella's Fairy Godmother who makes wishes come true.
There's a rude version of the Irish folk song 'The Spanish Lady' that mentions it:

As I walked into Plymouth City,
Union Street it was late at night,
There did I see a pavement fairy
Washing her snatch in the pale moonlight,
First she washed it then she dried it
Over a fire of red hot coal
In all my life I ne'er did see
So much singed hair round a dirty great hole.

Joe's out on the razzle tonight, but he's goin' for the pavement fairy first before he gets too pissed.

by Croatalin November 23, 2013

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FabricePepsi

The term used to describe a NFL Fan with casual knowledge, one that has Kirk Cousins in his top 10 QBs list. He's also a efficient grammar nazi, and takes in fancy and exquisite punctuation that's overexaggerated. It's weirder than most, but he seems to standout in his own way somehow and someway. And I also forgot to mention he also watches College Baseball, a different type of yikes.

"Lamar is a #9 for me, needs to work on passing, better as a RB.
Allen is top 3, he can fucking yeet a ball, and can run good. Perfect balance."

"Hey, you talk like a FabricePepsi!"
"Thanks, I was always a big fan of him."

by ohhAdroit June 19, 2021

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