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Spunk Fairies

Where a group of girls dance naked around a naked man and take it in turns to caress and suck him until he jizz's.
Dan - Hey James them spunk fairies last night were fuckin awesome!

James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.
by JizzyDavey February 26, 2010
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Magic cum fairies

the little magic fairies that come and remove any cum that you missed while cleaning up after a wank, which is why when you back you never find any of the cum that you missed.
my mom went into my bathroom earlier after I had taken a wank but didn't have time to clean up properly but luckily the magic cum fairies had cleaned up for me just in time.
by Jimmy&Brenda August 3, 2021
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Asshole Fairies

A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.

Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!
by YourBoobJob March 11, 2011
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Bush Fairies

Crabs, Pubic Lice, Not pleasent, Jessica Alba
Mark - If Jessica Alba had Bush Fairies, would you have sex with her?
Rob - Yes, yes I would, and I would sell them on ebay
by KoronaLight April 1, 2006
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Fairies

A Homo.
Fairies wear boots
by cdoner June 2, 2010
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Fecial Fairies

Flies. See Poo Pixies; Excrement Elves or Log Lepricauns.
It's you who the Fecial Fairies are attracted to NOT me!!!
by Dan Brew August 13, 2006
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Lawn Fairies

lawn fairies dont play soccer,they mow your lawns
by jon the baptist May 10, 2008
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