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Fard is the feeling you get when you fart so hard you're ball skin vibrates uncomfortably. Considered a combination of "fart" and "nards"

Will was so engaged in his macrame that he did not adjust his buttocks prior to launching a massive fart. He was unnerved as the gaseous mass pushed past his nard bag creating a distinct "fard" sensation.

fard by Fardtron October 22, 2013

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When a guy cums out of his anus instead of his dick.

"Ohmygoodness Willis did you just fard?"

fard by theninjaeatspoop August 28, 2011

Fard 

A person who behaves like a chad, sometimes associated with frat

Dude that guy is so fard.

Fard by Asthecrowflies April 7, 2019

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While "retard" is not a socially acceptable term, when used, it is normally not meant to demean actual mentally handicapped people, it is usually meant to refer to "functioning" mentally handicapped people. So, "functioning retards" are also known as "fards".

The idiot my boss hired to handle the department budget is a complete fard.

fard by GOPfan June 7, 2011

fard 

a fart that comes from a lesbians anus; usually extremely smelly and foul, and clears the room within seconds.


any questions, use these: lesbian fart karen dyke smell

"Dude, it smelt like shit covered in shit in there."
"I know. Karen must have farded again."


further links: lesbian fart karen dyke smell

fard by alphabetMANN March 1, 2009

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Fard by Asspass August 18, 2022

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1. A beige-colored paste used in Middle-Eastern cooking.

2. One word used to annoy another.

1. \'Too much fard was used in the food, making it taste bad.\'

2. \'Fard.\'

fard by Eraserhead April 26, 2005