equal opportunity asshole

Someone who is an asshole to everyone regardless of age, gender, religion, political views or sexual orientation.

"I think Mark hates me because I'm Mexican."
"Nah, he's like that to everyone. He's an equal opportunity asshole."

by radiumbreath January 18, 2010

Equaloser

In sports, a team where an over matched team inadvertently scores a point or goal, temporarily equalising the match against a far superior opponent. This incurs their wrath, leading to a humiliating and one sided destruction for the rest of the match.

Arsenal just scored an Equaloser vs Man city. The floodgates are about to open....

by Cayman Red December 22, 2020

equal grounds

When you are in the same conditions as someone.
example:

"+ I guess I forgot my lucky sneakers for the race!

- Well, we are in equal grounds right now."

by Secretly I'm batman July 21, 2014

equalized hug

To hug someone with an arm over one shoulder and under the other, thus equalizing the hug ratio.

When I hug, I always use the equalized hug method, so as not to make anyone feel uncomfortable.

by Sugarysweet January 8, 2009

Ezuel

And idiot but funny guy who just reaalllllyyyy loves anime hes shy and stays in his room he likes to be mysterious and very anti social

"Ezuel really loves anime"

"Yea, he does"

by Another idiot person :) February 19, 2021

equal misery

The supreme balance achieved only when professional, social and family interactions reach equally profound levels of distaste and offense.

Yo! It's celebration time y'all! Timmy has finally reached equal misery! Now he's genuinely depressed at work, at home and at the bar... YAY!!

by YAWA May 12, 2018

Equalist Socialism

A very centric form of government and economics run on K.S.Lukas’s “On the Theory of Equalist Idealism”. It outlaws inheritance and practically almost eradicated welfare, instead creating a government work program for all homeless of jobless individuals. This work program would see that their laborers are put into housing and farming industries in order to provide better infrastructure and to lower the cost of living. It is a combination of extreme capitalistic beliefs mixed with social healthcare benefits. Universal healthcare is provided, in order to have younger workers take over for the older individuals, who seek only to work in order to preserve their health. Equalist Socialism uses the main principals of Equalist Idealism to enforce that all monetary and property assets of an individual are requisitioned by the government in exchange for little to no taxes.

What is Equalist Socialism?

It is a government ideological-economical form of reshaping society in which many key aspects of the conflicting socialist and capitalist ideals meet in the “middle ground”

by Leuvenheit November 3, 2019