canine equestrian extravaganza

A term used to describe an even more useless version of a dog and pony show.

"I hear HR wants a dog and pony show tomorrow."

"Worse, we got a canine equestrian extravaganza on our hands."

"Damn."

by Rapier June 27, 2007

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza is a hard/math/grind/core band from Arizona. Their song titles have such interesting names as "My Bowling Ball's Frozen in a Footlocker in Chicago" and "5 Deep On Charlie".

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza (the band, not the fundraiser) is the best band name since Dick Wrinkles.

by zomgzhaxed January 5, 2009

PORTUGUESE COD FISH EXTRAVAGANZA

A woman puts herself in "canis familiaris" position. A man takes a large cod fish, opens its mouth and fills it with his wad. Then spanks her botom (with the cod) till the ass turns very red and warm. After, intruduces the cod fish on her asshole and let the spunk get inside. The man fucks her in the pussy, on any type of agriculture veicle, without letting her ass dripping the cum. When done, she gets a large dump on a sandy beach on a rainy day.

" - I dont know what to buy my wife for our 50th aniversary! - Give her an Portuguese Cod Fish Extravaganza! She will be thrilled!"

by CastroL May 13, 2006

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza

the greatest grindcore band of all time. ever. they make dillinger look like crap.

... no ... really... you dont understand

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza owns my soul

by jason February 16, 2005

Canine-equine extravaganza

A briefing and/or demonstration for senior management, where the audience is too important for a mere dog and pony show.

The CEO is coming for a canine-equine extravaganza about our new capability.

by Shputz August 14, 2011

pocono extravaganza

A "pocono extravaganza" is when you get a bunch of people in a free for all in a hot tub in the poconos.

Mike got Lila, BP, and Tom in a "Pocono Extravaganza" over the weekend. They turned it into a train that even BP could could be proud of!

by JoeDog January 25, 2005

crumbling cheese extravaganza

when you and a sexual partner of your choosing go into a really dark room perferably the basement and then they start to take off all of their clothes except their socks and they begin to spray cheese into each others sexual holes. after this process is finished the male begins to ejaculate and the female or other male licks the cheese right out of the hole of the penis

last night after jon and i got home from dinner we went into the basement and gave each other a crumbling cheese extravaganza

by jahdsk August 13, 2007