Ass-Exhaling is to be bullshitting all the time. A.k.a talking nonesense.
An Ass Exhaler is someone who talks nonesense and bullshits their way through conversation.
“Man, that Mohannad is such an Ass-Exhaler. He literally breathes out of his own ass.”
“No way, my asshole of a stepdad Jeff is an Ass-Exhaler too! Next time he can take out he trash!”
An Ass Exhaler is someone who talks nonesense and bullshits their way through conversation.
“Man, that Mohannad is such an Ass-Exhaler. He literally breathes out of his own ass.”
“No way, my asshole of a stepdad Jeff is an Ass-Exhaler too! Next time he can take out he trash!”
by Astro-not August 10, 2019
Where you are trying to hold in a deep breath but then unintentionally do something that obliges you to "pop" whether ya want to or not.
I was competing with a couple of friends to see who could hold his breath the longest, and I was reading the daily newspaper-comics to distract me from my respiratory discomfort. Then I read a cartoon that really struck me funny and so I hadda laugh --- talk about self-imposed exhale!
by QuacksO October 24, 2018
texting abbreviation used when one doesn't actually 'laugh out loud' only breathes through their nose to show humor.
by YaGirl1227 March 02, 2019
common vocal technique where air is pushed past the vocal chords in a loud screaming manor.
-anybody can do these
-they take absolutly no talent
-can be learned in a few minutes
-anybody can do these
-they take absolutly no talent
-can be learned in a few minutes
by billiejofights November 02, 2011
a) the most pro weed ad I've ever seen
b) said whenever you want someone to focus on the positive aspects of their existence and reject the negative aspects of said existence.
b) said whenever you want someone to focus on the positive aspects of their existence and reject the negative aspects of said existence.
Inhale the good shit, exhale the bs can be applied to being only around positive people and staying away from toxic people and their bs
by Sexydimma August 06, 2024
A form of audible punctuation usually indicating disbelief or sarcasm. Exhalatives are usually added to the end of a sarcastic sentence. Various dialects can indicate various nuances of the level of distrust or sarcasm. Exhalatives are formed by forcing a short exhale through pursed lips sounding like "pfffff" or through the tongue pressed against the roof of the mouth creating "Pssssh" or "Chsssh" or a combination. While spelling may vary, the exhalative exists in all modern languages.
An IRS agent called me to today to tell me he would like to help me with my tax return. Pssssh. Riiight. Pardon my exhalative, but the IRS is gonna help me???? ...Pfffff.
by Spiffeee September 17, 2009
That period of time a woman has been “sucking in her gut” to appeal to potential suitors for a long time, and is getting desperate.
“Dude, did you see Trisha at the 10-year reunion? I remember she always looked so fine, but she got married and had 3 kids.”
“Hell yeah. She wasn’t waiting to exhale for very long! She didn’t just exhale, she damn well BLEW OUT!”
“Hell yeah. She wasn’t waiting to exhale for very long! She didn’t just exhale, she damn well BLEW OUT!”
by I_AM_FARTACUS July 06, 2021