escapoo

The poo that escapes from a baby's nappy and gets smeared all over everything, like the baby, the baby's clothes, the car seat, the high chair, the floor, the walls, you, the dog, and so on.

Honey, can you come and help me clean up the escapoo? I think we'll have to burn these clothes and hose down the change table, me, the baby, the wall, the floor, etc.

by Brie Fromage August 6, 2007

liquid escapade

Shooting hot stew from your asshole after a regretful meal.
Also known as hot spray and ass lava.

William: Ate Taco Bell today and immediately filled the toilet with hot ass lava.

Andre: Accompanied by a prolapsed rectum?

William: Yes!

Andre: Sounds like liquid escapade.

by Ofathada May 9, 2011

anal escapader

A heroic person who goes on adventures in search of the perfect buttocks in which to see up the anal cavity.

Kyle is an anal escapader. Ashley is staring at so meny butts she must be an anal escapader. Selena thinks kyle is the best anal escapader.

by Penguin♡Pancakes June 7, 2014

escapology

the task of escaping ology

holy crap, I only just managed to escape that ology. good job I'm good at escapology

by Joe Corkill April 7, 2007

Escaped Convict

(Noun)
A bowel movement that has slipped past your sphincter and into your pants against your will.

"Dad has an escaped convict in his pants."

see also: "Harboring a Fugitive"

by Dutch Hawkins June 23, 2009

escapade

A slang word for "escapede'", used by the primitive Moungrels in their early years of uniting as a sign of being extremely hungry or horny, or a mixture of both.

Freddie: "Boy! I am so escapade!!"
Jessica: "Ya, well, you can eat me and **** me at the same time."

by Justin June 9, 2004

Escapade

a fan fiction about louis tomlinson and harry styles where louis is a single hot ass business man that lies a lot, and harry or as we know him in that fic jack mcqueen is a sex worker. Any who louis meets jack aka harry in a taxi bla bla bla he’s rude bla bla bla later he asks harry to go with him to ziall’s wedding and they end up falling in love on vacation in flamingo cove!

Person A: I’m rereading escapade and i forgot how much i fucking love that fic oh my god

Person B: how far are you?

Person A: i’m at the airport part

Person B: THAT PART IS HILARIOUS HOE MY GOD

by fratrryhugbot May 18, 2021