Erturded

is retarded peoples way of saying retard

Your so fuckin erturded

by Gasian August 29, 2009

excursion

to take a large defecation.

Oh man I have to excursion.

by Jimmy W July 9, 2006

Excursion

A big ass truck mostly seen in the suburbia. Driven mostly by soccer moms that have given birth to way too many stupid ass kids. Most will never carry maximum people or see mud. A damn shame, since it's a good truck which doesn't deserve it's fate.

Soccer mom #1: Look, we bought a new Excursion, the Suburban wasn't big enough, Josh would'nt fit in the Suburban with all his baby gear.
Soccer mom #2: Yeah, i guess we should get one too, looks really nice!
Real Nigga: Use ya truck for some real shit, not carrying stupid toddlers around!

by difiCa July 31, 2007

Excursion

Mutant offspring of a full-size pickup and a size-XL minivan. Developed by Ford as a super-Suburban, intended as a heavy-duty tow and support vehicle - they do make for an effective small, terrain-capable ambulance, for example - but inexplicably adopted as a commuter car and grocery-getter by wealthy rednecks, overdefensive insecure cases, militant libertarians and anti-societal homeschoolers with enormous families. Regarded with deep scorn by the majority of the citizenry for their pure bulk and indulgent hunger for natural resources; ironically, many Excursion owners mistakenly believe the disdain of others to be a kind of post-transferrence envy for their Objectivist beliefs and social standing. Little more is ever further from the truth. Ford has thankfully cancelled further production of this beast in favor of a somewhat more reasonable stretched version of the Expedition.

The five-foot-two-inch-tall real estate agent considered her Excursion to be a necessary projection of the magnitude of her sales figures; she never drove without having her cell phone clamped to her ear. We tended to give her unconditional right-of-way, just to be safe, while muttering about her and her neo-Napoleon complex the whole time.

by Patrick from Astoria July 20, 2008

excursion fetish

Someone that has sick subwoofers and fapps to them all day.

i think my friend has an excursion fetish. Havent seen him in days only heard sick bass.

by Milk my tit March 25, 2016

ECurrie the baddie

a huge tweaker. The biggest tweaker you'll ever meet. Long nails for coke lines, fake eyebrows and skips school 24/7.

"Yo, ECurrie the Baddie actually showed up to school today"
"Damn, she's such a tweaker, that's crazy"

by bigmaceater9000 May 24, 2019

Excursion Boy

Those who encounter him are rendered deaf and speechless within seconds. Often asks very intrusive personal questions within moments of beginning the coversation. Speaks at 120 decibels, even when you're 5 feet away. Creature to be avoided at all costs, especially when looking AutoTrader magazine. Lisps constantly.

"YOU got a EXCURSHUN?!?"

by BobbyBill$ November 30, 2004