Friend Equilibrium

The point at which one's overall number of friends on Facebook (or other social networking site) Stays at roughly the same number. This phenomenon occurs when one has maintained a profile for a few years, and the rate at which that person is making new friends is equal to the rate at which old friends forget about the person and remove him/her from their friends lists.

Person 1: "That's so weird... I just added Mike and Jane as friends last week, but I'm back to 563 friends again."

Person 2: "Ah, I see you have finally reached friend equilibrium."

by Teeeeeeeej July 14, 2010

simp equilibrium

When the amount of simp in a relationship is mutual and in perfect balance ; each partner is being just as much of a simp as the other.

Person 1: Hey man, how's it going with you and Stacey ?
Person 2: Awesome man, I think we've reached simp equilibrium!

by afferz February 1, 2020

beer equilibrium

The phenomenon that occurs when the perfect blood alcohol level is reached while drinking and playing bar sports, resulting in near God-like performance at darts or pool.

Dude, that's like 3 bulleyes in a row. You have clearly attained you beer equilibrium.

by Blair Semchuk October 28, 2008

hotdog equilibrium

n. The point at which the number of hotdogs you have is equal to the number of hotdog buns that you have.

There are ten hotdogs in a package, but only eight hotdog buns in a package. As a result, 32 hotdogs must be consumed before hotdog equilibrium is reached.

by Robert Story January 16, 2006

co-equilibrium

1. A state of balance resulting from the co-equal actions of opposite forces.

If you are holding an object in mid-air (Not using your hands, by something like a fan) then you have created co-equilibrium in the object.

by pappa da rappa December 6, 2010

urinary equilibrium

The act in which one is drinking a beer and taking a piss at the same time thus, the digestive system experiences an equilibrium between these fluids.

"Guys watch me take a piss while drinking this beer"
"That is called urinary equilibrium my friend"

by Titty Monger January 22, 2014

Dome equilibrium

The state where a girl spits as much saliva as she takes back in while giving dome. Thus, a isotonic solution of saliva is created. Which then leads to dome equilibrium. This is the best state of dome.

Woman: How's that ?
Men: FUCKING INSANE!! I think you reached DOME EQUILIBRIUM?!?

by LanceMack June 9, 2010