random tool: That was the most epic thing ever.
you: No, it wasn't.
random tool: Hell ya it was!!
you: Do you even know to use that word in the proper context?
random tool: Ya, just did.
you: Do you even understand the meaning of that word?
random tool: ...DERP!
you: No, it wasn't.
random tool: Hell ya it was!!
you: Do you even know to use that word in the proper context?
random tool: Ya, just did.
you: Do you even understand the meaning of that word?
random tool: ...DERP!
by capnbarfy May 28, 2011
1) It is a long poem or narrative, usually glorifying a cultural hero of that time.
2) Nearly the best weapons any class could have in the Everquest series (although later expansions would have better items available).
3) A genre of movie that is similar to the first definition.
2) Nearly the best weapons any class could have in the Everquest series (although later expansions would have better items available).
3) A genre of movie that is similar to the first definition.
"The Illiad is an epic that revolves around Achilles and Hector of Troy or something."
"OMG my epic takes too long, I quit."
"Braveheart was quite a good epic!"
"OMG my epic takes too long, I quit."
"Braveheart was quite a good epic!"
by Tzeentch February 16, 2005
A word used in the 2006-2012 era, presumably to describe something as resembling an epic poem (ignoring the fact that most of the users probably didn't know what that was). Today using the word "epic", unless being used to describe scope, and sometimes even then, makes you look horribly dated and trying too hard to be cool, like a 40-year-old who still wears graphic T-shirts. Instead, the new "hip and modern crowd" uses some combination of the words "swag", "#yolo", "cray-cray", and "twerk" in random order as if somebody had jammed a metal rod into the vocabulary part of their brain and replaced it with a Twitter feed, which also explains their spelling.
"Man, that new rollercoaster's so epic. Here's my BlackBerry, go take a picture while I'm on it."
"Dude. You twerkin' with me? Epic is like, five years old now. So un-yolo. You just lost your swagalicious badge."
"But we're best friends!"
"Nuh-uh-uh, not anymore. *rips off badge* I am so putting this on Instagram so everybody can see the time that you lost your swag badge and peed your pants, 'cause I know that those weren't yellow when you bought them."
"Dude. You twerkin' with me? Epic is like, five years old now. So un-yolo. You just lost your swagalicious badge."
"But we're best friends!"
"Nuh-uh-uh, not anymore. *rips off badge* I am so putting this on Instagram so everybody can see the time that you lost your swag badge and peed your pants, 'cause I know that those weren't yellow when you bought them."
by A totally cray person September 10, 2013
Spanning years and continents, lives ruined, bloodshed. Epic. Mostly said about relationships. Used in this definition in Veronica Mars
That couple has a pretty epic lovestory.
by Inge January 15, 2008