Theusen's Engineers 

Engineers, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed all-hands meeting. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e., a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the engineers.

The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.

The last meeting we were in made me feel like we were Theusen's Engineers.

Theusen's Engineers by cromulusengineering May 17, 2016

social engineer 

a master of the human psyche who may, at a moments notice, bend the will of another human to fit his own, a hacker of the human mind.

"social engineers bend human will"

social engineer by a social engineer June 26, 2004

southern engineer 

This means to fix something, usually without the proper tools or parts. Often duct tape is used in massive amounts. Analagous to the phrase nigger rig.

The furnace in my house is southern engineered.

southern engineer by Phife54 February 17, 2006

sanitation engineer 

a garbage man

Daddy when I grow up to be a man I want to be a sanitation engineer so I can pick up garbage.

sanitation engineer by hibbidiji March 22, 2004

sanitational engineer 

A janitor, or another job relating to cleaning, such as a garbage man.

I work at the school as a sanitational engineer.

sanitational engineer by Jasper Cameron September 16, 2005

senior engineer power trip 

when a person gets promoted to senior engineer and decides it is time to pick on regular engineers because he finally got a step up on them. this is usually the result of feeling inadequate, typically because the regular engineers went to better colleges than the senior engineer did

Dude, Alex is pulling a senior engineer power trip on Colin.

senior engineer power trip by foxy_brown June 30, 2009

southern engineer 

To fix something by cobbeling together. Not only is duct tape a mainstay in the southern engineers tool box, but so is bailing wire. Typical uses for the bailing wire are any applications where welding would normally be used.

Jethro: "Hey Jim-Bob, my muffler is draggin and causing all sorts of racket".
Jim-Bob: "Git you some of dat bailin wiar and tie er up".
Jethro: "Good idea Jim-Bob, where is it at?"
Jim-Bob: "Over yonder, in ma tool box, under the duct tape".
Jethro: "Thank god you went to the Po-dunk A & M community college in Stump Jumperville and got your GED on that Southern Engineer course"!

southern engineer by Frainslug February 20, 2006