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Demon Energy Drink

A kick ass Kiwi energy drink that has insane amounts of taurine and guarana and destroys pussies like 'V' and 'Red Bull'.
Demon Energy Drink...gives you HORNS!!!!
by Lynx_xo June 15, 2009
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energy drink

It is to the mental field what Gatorade is to the physical field. Energy drinks are made to enhance performance and concentration, and make the user hyper as hell. The best of these are BooKoo Energy, Monster Assault and FUZE Omega Energy.
I love energy drinks and drink at least one a week.
by Hand Hanzo April 3, 2005
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Something that little kids and high schoolers like to drink thinking that they are cool. It is harmful for them so they like to drink it and go "ohh im so messed up over this energy drink!" They act like its some kind of drug but they are just drinking a stupid high caffeine drink that tastes like balls.
high schooler: Whoo energy drinks im so messed up!.

John the invisible bear that watches you sleep: Shut the fuck up.
by Testicle stomper October 10, 2008
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Five-Star energy drink

The act of combining a five hour energy with a rockstar. As many of you know five hour energy works, but tastes awful, so we came up with a chaser, a rock star. nicknamed the five star we recommend it for all your all nighters.
Guy 1: Damn dude my lit teacher assigned so much homework i think i may have to pull an all-nighter.

Guy 2: Well you better pick up a five-star energy drink bro. You know they say its a slap of energy to your face.

Guy 1: This is true...
by Teets 22 December 16, 2010
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energy drink

n. A soda that a cow ejaculated into. Taurine is named after Taurus the bull.
This energy drink gave me wings. Too bad it contains bull semen.
by AndrewTheJud January 18, 2013
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Monster Energy Drink

Some stupid drink that the kids like today. People like to make shirts with the big green M on them, load their things down with the stickers, and generally act like it's some life style. It's an energy drink, not a social movement.
Monster Energy Drink is just what it seems, an energy drink. Nothing more, nothing less.
by Da Milkman January 5, 2009
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Monster Energy Drink

Monster is a drink that obiviously gives you energy.
This drink became so famous that scene/emo kids took it as their favorite energy drink and made a big deal of it by creating shirts, and making big paragraphs on their Myspace explaining how much they love Monster, and drinking Monster like water.

Come on, it's just an energy drink. Who gives a shit. No need to make a big deal of an enery drink!
*Looks at dumb girl's Myspace*

OmFGzzz lyk3 MoNst3r iZ s0o0 g00D! lIke I h@v3 Thr33 @ DaY aNd iM 3v3ntuaLLy gOnn@ d!3 oF @ HeaRt attacK, bUt iTz OkaII bKuZ iTz wH@T tH3 Sc3n3 k!dz/Em0z d0. ilY Monster Energy Drink <3333
by Ilkadizzzzuhl October 17, 2008
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