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Improvised explosive advice

Advice designed to get you to do something stupid.
She told me to just go in there and DEMAND a raise. Now that I've gotten fired and she's been promoted, I think maybe that piece of advice was really improvised explosive advice.
by lovelyspam September 8, 2011
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improvised weapon

Any object or tool used as melee weapon. Examples: baseball bats, glass bottles, bricks, pens, pencils, kitchen knives, bar chairs, etc...
This guy stab my friend with a broken glass bottle. It's a dangerous improvised weapon.
by Alex Ferrana January 22, 2017
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improvisedcosplay

HUGE BALLS, BIG DICK DADDY.๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
โ€œIMPROVISEDCOSPLAYS HAS A FAT DICK ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ€
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improvised firearms

like a gun it is a weapon that fires a bullet with explosive pressure out of a barrel, typically using a trigger system.
the differences from a regular firearm is how it is made, and what it is made from.
like snowflakes they are always different, with different metals and inconsistent design.
they usually are single shot reloadables, have simple designs, and are unsafe.
sometimes they are inspired and built from parts of other weapons like the ak-47.
police officer 1: we found a stockpile of improvised firearms during a raid?
officer 2: are they functional?
officer 1: no they are not.
by roricat1 December 1, 2021
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Improvised vibrator

Take a metal buttplug and shove it in your ass then have a tazer to take the buttplug to make it vibrate
Using a improvised vibrator is can you the same or better experience than a real vibrator
by Gynomorph shark July 20, 2022
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Improvised E-mobility Device

A high-performance, often customized wheelchair or adaptive mobility platform that has been โ€œtricked outโ€ with aftermarket motors, heavy-duty suspension, or specialized attachments for extreme environments.
The Improvised E-mobility Device (IED) is the epitome of Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs). Theyโ€™ll blow the minds of blank-brained ableists who just donโ€™t get the concept of bravery, tenacity, and overcoming lifeโ€™s kicks to the groin.
by TR Arterburn December 19, 2025
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