Elephantisha

A woman who fits the following criteria:

- Is 18-35 years of age
- Is of African American heritage
- Is at least 400 pounds in weight
- Carries a bucket of KFC wherever she goes
- Wears extremely tight clothing that does not fit her "weight range"

Person 1: Hey look at that lady over there, she is so fat
Person 2: I know, she's a total elephantisha!
Person 1: She should not be wearing those skinny jeans...
Person 2: Haha i know right, is that a bucket of KFC?
Elephantisha: AIN'T NOBODY GETTING SOME OF MY KFC!!!

by alohha134 September 29, 2012

Elephantisis

A very big terrorist.
Elephant-Isis.

Daniel: WOAH, that terrorist we saw on the news looked huge.

Griff: he probably has elephantisis

by QueenOfRain November 8, 2016

Elephant in the room

A very American saying, that is a metaphor for something that people do not want to discuss.

Popularised in the UK by Loose Women guest panellist Alexandra Burke.

Ah, there's an Elephant in the room,
Ah, though we're all alone,
It's not just me and you

by KDRKS January 9, 2020

Elechia

A Beautiful Talented Young Lady With A Lot Of Potential. She Is Very Independent And Lovable.

"That Girl Has To Be Named Elechia! Look At Her Attitude!"
"Wow shes amazing"
"Swammy shes Elechia!"

by RealisticallyReal August 5, 2012

Glazing the elephant

To ejaculate over something

Joe was caught glazing the elephant over the new equipment

by Bigredwalrus March 28, 2019

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

by vv007!!! August 11, 2006

Great Elephants!

An exclaimation of sudden joy, and/or discovery.
Famously quoted by Gandalf in The Hobbit

Great Elephants!" said Gandalf, "you are not at all yourself this morning-you have never dusted the mantel- piece!

by lordoftherings4lifey June 20, 2011