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eggplanted

When your roommate sends you an eggplant emoji that means your roommate is having sex in your room.
Person 1: Dude my roommate eggplanted me.
Person 2: Man, that sucks. Wanna chill in my room while they engage in sexual activities?
by greenis October 9, 2015
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Jumbo eggplant

Dude, I didn't know Steven had a jumbo eggplant
by Donald Trumps cunt December 12, 2018
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mexican eggplant

An alternative to intercourse. A man buries (i.e. plants) his huevos into a vaginal canal and screams “¡arrrrrrriba!” to perform the Mexican Eggplant. Traditionally, one uses the pogo stick 69 position, continuously thrusting the scrotum into the vaginal canal whilst bouncing in a fluid, methodical, and hypnotizing “scissoring motion.“

An anal, also referred to as the wrong hole, variation exists that is known as “La berenjena negra;” the variation is rumored to have originated in Jamaica and brought to Mexico in the late 1970s, but has remained largely obscure.
My brother Jorgé told me how he performed a Mexican Eggplant on my mom. I stopped hearing the bedsprings for a minute, and suddenly “¡arrrrrriba!” rang out through the house. I had to stop masturbating it was so loud.
by Souvi January 13, 2020
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eggplant emoji

An emoji that is used as a vegetable by mature people. Imature people use it as a dick emoji.
"Man she wants the dick!"
"How do you know?"
"She sent me the eggplant emoji"
by Jsbsjjs May 3, 2016
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Eggplanted

When someone is mad and writes something on Discord and you want to annoy them, you add a eggplant to there message
You guys stop eggplanting me gosh ! But we like it when you get eggplanted !
by Heyalecandisaacaremyhusbieess October 30, 2018
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eggplant emoji

an emoji that mimics a dick
maddie likes using eggplant emoji when texting will
by jimmy stevan October 25, 2016
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eggpants

The resulting foul, mildewy smell from leaving your pants in the washing machine long after the wash cycle has finished.
"I couldn't figure out what smelled so bad. Then I realized I was wearing a pair of eggpants."
by Crashh October 29, 2007
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