egg

Completely useless individual; absolutely no redeeming qualities, and seemingly put on this earth to infuriate everyone around them with their unspeakable uselessness.
by Panda January 17, 2005
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Egg, a noun.

A state of extreme annoyance, anger or frustration. While someone is in this state, others may prefer to keep their distance until the person has recovered.
Mum's in a right egg - don't ask her for that favour now.
by izzy108 April 22, 2010
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round thing that breaks easy but tastes ok
jeff:egg
bob:ok
by egg man 445 August 09, 2018
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(verb) To throw eggs at someone/something.
(adjective) Something that has eggs all over itself.
(noun) Something an animal, like a chicken or crocodile, gives birth to.
Verb example:
- I whisteled the Windows shutdown melody, as a joke, and I got egged at the Linux-convention...

Adjective example:
- My face is egged... and I love it.

Noun example:
- Did you just eat that?
- You mean the egg? Yepp! Why?
- I have one word for you: golf ball.
by Supply and Demand January 22, 2003
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what is wrong with you people!!?!??!?!??!
AN EGG IS A FREAKING EGG!!! if you dont know what that is..... LOOK IT UP!
hey sammie.... can i have a egg so i can throw it on my math teacher
by turtles rock November 16, 2010
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A person described by another as being of a nerd persuasion. Usually a form of insult.
"Oh man! you're such an egg!"
by The Omnicient April 30, 2004
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