Double Eclipse

When your girlfriend has her head hanging upside down over the edge of the bed while in the process of blowing you, and you casually place a testicle on each of her eyes effectively blinding her just before you blow your load.

Her: I don't want to see your ass while I suck you.

you: No problem ,I think there is a double eclipse tonight.

by TheArchangel April 12, 2011

Pierce Eclipse

A fat ass person, that is annoying and tells stories that are unbelievably true! a person sooo fat that when they walk in front of you they block the light from the sun. Depleting you of vitamin and happiness.

Jesus! its a pierce Eclipse!

by king of defines November 7, 2012

Elias

An absolutely wonderful creation of love and brightness!

You have an Elias? You lucky ducky ;)

by Lovin3434! December 15, 2020

Total scrotal eclipse

A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.

Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.

by YAWA August 24, 2017

Elias

A sensitive guy, with a friendly yet awkward personality.
Meeting an Elias will change your life. you'll either love him or hate him and there's no in-between. Either way, most Elias' are amazing guys with cute & humorous personalities. If you find an Elias, hold onto him.

"His name is Elias? Omg Elias' are always the sweet sensitive ones!!"

by Idk...hey May 3, 2016

Elias Kradel

An author, cartoonist and essayist (he's very good at all of these).

Wow amazing comic strip, your a real Elias Kradel!

by 18328u98u9348u009 February 28, 2017

Eliasar

Is a great warrior that takes on the biggest battles on his own. Who's willing to fight until his death. He's God's Help

Eliasar is a variant transcription of The biblical Name Eleazar.

by 10XGodsHelp April 28, 2020