Eierschuss

(German) Literally eggshot. A hit in the testicles.
Feared mostly by boys and teenagers, Played as a prank and for those who play sports.
It is said that guys who don't behave aroud girls sooner or later will have (Rührei "zwischen den Beinen" haben) translates to (Having scrambled eggs "between your legs") (Very hard shots can also lead to impotence )

Für einen Eierschuss muss einem männlichem Gegner in den Schritt geschossen werden. (For an Eierschuss, a male opponent must be shot in the crotch.)

by Nobli June 5, 2023

Oscar Eckersley

A tall, ginger boy who can play pretty much any musical instrument you'd like him to. Absolute pro when it comes to running about his gaff under timed conditions. Also, an Oscar Eckersley will most-likely have to ask his mother, Grace , before going on a mad night out with the lads. Overall, everyone could do with an Oscar Eckersley to brighten up their life.

Man, that girl looks so sad...she could really do with an Oscar Eckersley right now.

by grizzlybearloverrr May 4, 2020

Die eier-legende Wollmilchsau

German, literally "the wool milk sow which can lay eggs". Figuratively used to descrive someone or something that possess all good qualities which you might ever wish to find in a person or object. Mostly used ironically to express the idea that nobody is perfect. No object either.

Paula:"Man kann ja nicht 'nen Mann finden, der gut aussieht, der klug ist, der 'nen guten Jobb hat und der gut Sex machen kann!"
Orchidea:"Ja nö? Das wär' mal die eier-legende Wollmilchsau!"

Paula:"It's impossible to find a beautiful man, who's also smart, has a good job and can make awesome sex!"
Orchidea:"IKR! That would be the wool milk sow which can lay eggs!"

by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny September 14, 2022

Eckerd Pharmacy

A Pretty Poor Pharmacy. they are currently being bought out buy Right Aid. We get Payed Like shit and work in a Place here White people think there Black and Steal Condoms. The Managers never give you anything to do so your stuck just standing there at the register all night. you have to deal with old people and jews. There is a fat bitch there named Patty. She doesn't drive a car and every one has to drive her to work. she's about 65 years old. Although she doesn't have a car she has a tank in her garage. she was also in the air force. she drives her Appatchey Helicopter all around the store and guns down rice pickers. when she gets angry she takes out her tank and fuck you better get outa the fucking way or shell put a fucking cap in your ass.

pretty Much Eckerds is A Fucking Shit Hole

Employee 1: Yo U wanna Go To Eckerd Pharmacy and Pop Some Skittles
employee 2: Fuck Yea. That Store is such shit
Employee 1: Good Thing We Have are discounts so we can rob that store outa like 2 dollars Shit what fucking shit fest that store is

by lilspringer May 8, 2007

Eckerting

(v.) Throwing up out the passenger window of a car going down the highway, subsequently showering the victims in the back seat with a cyclone of liquor and stomach acid.

Guy1: We did good work last night. The bachelor got sick.
Guy2: Oh yea he did. He was Eckerting on us coming up highway 75.

by ltka44 June 21, 2013

Eckert

The desperate act of a transvestite using shards of glass as "pleasure balls", when there is no dildo around.

That guy over there is Eckerting

by Jason Clevenger March 25, 2009

enier

Big Dick Big Balls Big Ass forehead but still can take your bitch, Pockets fat asf and your bitch is his bitch cause the bitch made your bitch ass a side bitch... bitch

A nice male with big fine ass steel balls enier

by ManChild13455 December 19, 2016