Export English

To speak in a very slow manner so those with limited understanding of English can understand you better. Used extensively in conversations with foreigners whilst working abroad or in discussions with those new to the United Kingdom from say India. Also involves the use of simple words in simply constructed sentences. First expressed by Sir Alan Sugar on The Apprentice.

'W H A T, D O, Y O U, T H I N K, A B O U T, T H A T, I D E A, ?' followed by a nod (or waggle) of the head from the other party and my immediate response ' N O, T H A T, W A S, A, Q U E S T I O N, I, A M, S P E A K I N G, I N, EXPORT ENGLISH, S O, Y O U, C A N, U N D E R S T A N D, M E.

by TwoBlonds September 6, 2012

Export Gold

Brand of New Zealand beer made by DB breweries, tastes like watered down horse urine. Sponsers Cricket New Zealand and is the only booze available at the games, crowds are dwindling since this arrangement was made.

"Hey Bolge, this Export Gold tastes like watered down horse urine"

by Jessie Ryder March 5, 2008

escort

noun, a term for a woman paid by the hour, not the act, but usually for sex. A prostitute. Often, higher quality and cost compared to street scrag.

I hired a fine escort last night -- she blew me away.

by anonymous February 18, 2004

Nerd escort

A person who goes out/dances/fuck with a nerd to get the long run benefits (good job/career)

She is too cute for him. She must be doing nerd escort.

by not_you January 23, 2009

emu export

It is actually the best beer in the world. Most beers need to be cold, export is far better nice and hot, to get the perfect temperature is simple: place block in boot of car, drive crew to location on a hot day, serve directly from boot. True perfection. One of the rare occasions where cheaper is better, export remains, at certain outlets, $1 a can by the block (stubbies are for poorcuuunts). It has many advantages over other beers:

#1 Refreshing taste

#2 Cheap

#3 You won't look like a posh wanker

#4 Available throughout this golden state

#5 Comes in blocks to share with a mate and the carton has a carry handle!

#6 Esky of ice is not needed

#7 Noone will steal your beer at a party

Good on ya cobbers down at the swan brewery you make me proud every day of every year.

"Hey gorgeous wanna root?"
"Yeah! Your a real man all these guys are obsessed with there imported beers but you just comit the emu export!"

by Tony Comitto January 9, 2008

Male Escort

the coverup legal name for male prostitute. Pleasuring both of his female but mostly his male acquaintances, the guy is either a desperate straight guy needing of money, or gay guy for various reasons.

Male Escort: I made $500 for 2 hours to give some guy a bj
Female Prostitute: I made $70 for a 5 min bj

by mcloovesex June 14, 2011

exportant

Sth exportant is unimportant.

Well, to be honest, globalization is just exportant for me.

by meyapar February 25, 2009