D.E.N.N.I.S System

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT."

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.

Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect

Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."

by Anticapital666 November 22, 2009

E.C.D. Syndrome

Not able wear earbuds because of the lack of a tragus.

Colin: "Emma, why do you have your iPod earbuds looped around your ear?"

Emma: "Because I have E.C.D. Syndrome."

Colin: "That's terrible!"

by Mr. Talls' October 24, 2010

D.A.V.E. system

A no-fail way to get a girl (plus a great story).

Acronym for:

Dabble in friendship
Approach cautiously
Value time together
Extend story-telling

Friends at the hockey game:

Dave: Hey, check out that girl there.
SF and JBK: Wow, she's cute. You gonna go for it?
Dave: Of course. The D.A.V.E. system never fails.

Later in evening:

Dave: Guys, you have 45 free minutes? I have a great story!!!
SF and JBK: No, not again.

by system creator May 2, 2011

empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)

This occurs when women break up with their long term boyfriends. EVS becomes active in women about a week or less after a break up of a long term sexually active relationship. this can be beneficial to men looking to have intercourse with said woman/chick. this operates much like a "rebound". EVS also has many varyations, including: virgin evs (VEVS)~ when a girl wants to have sex really badly because she is a virgin. situational evs (SEVS)~ when a girl wants you cock because of the fact you are "playing hard to get". and cyclical evs (CEVS)~ when a girl has broken up and the original case of EVS has already run its course, this usually doesnt occur until about a year after not having sex and when the initial EVS is done.

empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)- dude she just broke up with her bf...shes going to have evs in a few days.

VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.

SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.

CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.

by chevyman24 June 19, 2010

h.e. syndrome

When you want to totally bang out some girl that's not even that hot, and don't know why

Dude i totally wanna bang that girl

Why man? She's not even hot

I know, i must have h.e. syndrome

by ctyikgh July 20, 2011

D.E.S. (Dramatic Editing Syndrome)

(noun) pathology: The condition surrounding boring reality television. Using out of context editing, dramatic music or just plain obscurity to liven up lack-luster T.V.

"The Real World" would have been canceled long ago had it not been for the producers horrible D.E.S. (Dramatic Editing Syndrome).

by Mykie G September 17, 2010

l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome

L: Long-term
E: Excessive
M: Masturbation to
U: Under-aged
R: Ripe
S: Sex

(REAL DISEASE)

I just got diagnosed with l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome, so my mom can't be mad.

by cornjulio April 21, 2011