jeff dunham

The greatest ventriloquist of all time

Ed McMahon: "Good evening Walter"
Jeff Dunham(as Walter): "Shut the hell up!"
Ed: "How are you?"
Walter: "Don't you have some envelopes to lick?!"

Jeff(as walter)to John Kruk: "What do ya know, out of 3 million sperm, thats the one that got through!"

by CCFREAK January 13, 2008

Jeff Dunham

Another example of a great comedian being absolutely ruined by 13 year olds constantly quoting his routine in an effort to be funny. Also see Dave Chappelle.

13 year old: SILENCE! I KILL YOU!
Other guy: You know what the difference between you and Jeff Dunham is? You're not Jeff Dunham. So shut up.

by nighthawk41 January 6, 2010

Dunhamed

One who is beyond the traditional definition of being drunk

"Dude, I was so trashed last night.."

"No, dude, you were fuckin' Dunhamed!"

by Jobu, who the eff else? September 12, 2006

Jeff Dunham'ed

to have an arm shoved up one's anal cavity a minimum of elbow deep, coined after the ventriliquist: Jeff Dunham

"Andrew and Tom were looking for a new sexual stimulant, so Tom Jeff Dunham'ed Andrew.9900;0000

by Amanda Monson January 30, 2009

dunhoe

Pronunciation: ( done- hauw)

1. When someone ( a hoe)‘s life gets ruined/ destroyed

2. When a hoe or girl gives up on on something. E.g school or wearing short skirts

Bro 1: Bro did u see Ashley got kicked out her parents house for sleeping with Mike

Bro 2: Ye of course, and she’s living on the streets

Bro 1: Damn! She really is a dunhoe.

Bitch 1: This biology assignment is sooo hard. Lemme just give up on school and become a stripper!

Bitch 2: I guess your a dunhoe now.

Girl 2:

by Joburgboetrudz June 21, 2021

Jeff Dunham-ing

When a person fists someone so deeply he or she is like a puppet on their arm.

"Dude, my girlfriend fisted me so hard last night, I felt like a Jeff Dunham hand puppet."

"wtf Dakota..."

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by Swag Chair May 19, 2014

The Jeff Dunham

The Jeff Dunham - A sexual technique where you stick your arm completely up someones ass and work them like a puppet.

"Oh, look, the new seceratary just got The Jeff Dunham by the CEO. She's now a corporate puppet."

by tussin the dragon slayer October 25, 2018