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duchess slant

The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.
Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.

Kate: I’d rather die.
by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018
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Dulcinea

Derived from Cervantes' master piece Don Quixote. A woman who is of such astounding beauty, phsycally and mentally, that those who truly fall in love with such a person become illuminated with quixotic ideals.
David waits every morning to meet his Dulcinea, and catch some of the rays of light that shine from her eyes.
by David Bourne April 28, 2007
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Dulce

Dulce, Spanish for "candy" or "sweet", is the most amazing girl you will ever meet.. People who say their is no such thing as perfect, have never met this girl. She is smart, funny, cool, down to earth, and most of all beautiful both on the outside and inside. Sadly though it is not easy to capture her heart and keep it, anyone who has ever had the chance to hold her in their arms is extremely lucky...
Guy 1: "Damn, Hector is sooo lucky to have Dulce"

Guy 2: "Yeah I Wish I was him lucky bastard! "
by TAKECARE November 3, 2011
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duchen

a term for a cheap, expendable cigar of any brand used for the rerolling and smoking of blunts containing marijuana.

The word duchen was originally a reference in broken English to a Dutch Master brand cigar. Its usage has since spiraled to mean any such type of cigar.
Hey man, let's go smoke this duchen!
by Battery Jackson June 16, 2008
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dulcet tones

Soothing creaky dulcet tones are sounds that can put you to sleep, like those on the Sleep With Me Podcast
"Creaky Dulcet Tones"

Scooter - SleepwithmePodcast.com
by Oldmucker4578 May 23, 2017
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Dulcie

Dulcie is the kind of girl that is sensible, but daring, and is hilarious but doesn't know it. Dulcie is not a fan of relationships but if there's someone she wants to be with she will and will be faithful.
Dulcie is my idol.
by hanaabanana December 17, 2012
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Dunchfast

Term used to desribe eating one large meal in a day. It's breakfast, lunch and dinner combined into one power meal.
"Hey Travis. You hungry?"
"No, dude, I already had dunchfast and now I've got to go throw up out of my butt!"
"Gross, thanks for the info. I'm going to have my girlfriend give me a blumpkin."
by Sean Branson October 9, 2008
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