Hookie Duffer

A homosexual term, when you shit and piss in a bottle, put a balloon on the top, and set it out in the sun. When the concoction is completely fermented, the balloon will be completely filled and you "Huff" it in. Hallucination immediately sets in, and you pass out 5 minutes later.

I hear that Homosexual man is a frequent "Hookie Duffer"

by Rusty Shacklefords January 10, 2008

duffer

duffer - the designated ugly fat friend

why do all the hot girls hang out with duffers

by andrew January 11, 2005

Double duffer

A term used by Australian sailors for personnel who comes back to the dessert table to get a second serving of dessert.

My name is Able Seaman Bloggs and I'm a double duffer

by Makisig1032 July 9, 2015

dufferz

Dufferz - my nickname, my name being Sam Duff.

Also commonly used to say damn, dufferz loves his milf! lol

Boy, that Dufferz is so hawt!
Kerry fancys Dufferz

by Sam Duff December 15, 2008

Duffers

1. An expression to refer to those Americans who live unexciting or unexotic existences. Typically used by truckers, construction workers, or others whose livelihoods aren't geographically dictated.

2. Boring middle class white people who live in suburbs.

Sam: All they do is bitch about their commute.
Bob: Of course. They're duffers. That's what they do. That's their biggest problem.

by mathias83 March 12, 2008

duffer

Any person who has grey hair; Any person who spends 5 minutes stepping off a curb; Any person who can't, for crime's sake, drive faster than 25 miles per hour anywhere.

Holy Shiite! I almost ran into that dang duffer. He can't even see over the steering wheel, let alone the speedometer! Take the bus! Crime!!

by Gemilie August 17, 2006

DuffTard

an annoying retarded poser

EXAMPLE 1
DuffTard: uhh yeah i smoke marajuana and weed
me: its the same fricking thing dufftard

EXAMPLE 2
DuffTard: ugh im just so eeemmmoooo wana see all the cuts on my wrists
me: go cry dufftard

by PaytonGwyn July 20, 2006