dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.

Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Dryarreia

When you feel an emergency poop coming on and discover it is only chunky gas.

Dude, I had to run to the shitter because I thought I had a load in my pants. but it was just Dryarreia.

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

Dryer Closet

Being too lazy to remove clothes from the dryer after the cycle finishes. Therefore, you just return to the dryer whenever you need clean clothes, as you would normally do in your closet.

Leann: Hey where is the T Shirt I usually sleep in?
Jim: Oh, I did laundry last week and I think it's in the dryer closet.
Leann: Lazy bastard.

by ChemEngr August 2, 2011

solar clothes dryer

a clothes line.

My husband really surprised me this year on my birthday. He bought me a solar clothes dryer.....150 ft. of clothes line and a bag of clothes pins. Cheap bastard!

by feisty old hag November 26, 2010

dryarrhea

Dried up diarrhea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday.

by Dr. Foo August 1, 2008

Dryer

Something my step-sis gets stuck in too often

Help step-bro im stuck in the dryer!

by Thatonerat1e342132 March 5, 2021

Cuban Hair Dryer

The action of expelling a large flatulence whilst recieving felatio, causing the givers hair to be wafted outward as if they were using a hair dryer! R

Dude, Kim was giving me the greatest head known to man, I was in such a state of euphoria, I let one slip and totally gave her a "Cuban Hair Dryer

by Dick Whispers December 2, 2010