smoking the drapes

a figure of speech for smoking pot

If you really believe that story, you must be smoking the drapes.

by mr. mr. 2121 February 11, 2009

tank drapes

large women labia

(first coined by the Frosty, Heidi & Frank radio show)

your girls is big man! she ain't got cat flaps, shes got the tank drapes!

by Taylor Robbins October 7, 2009

The Drapes

The most premium, the best, the creme de la creme, the most delicious... derived from the term roast beef drapes.

"Yo bro, this steak is The Drapes!"

"Your mom's spaghetti is the straight drapes."

"My new girl is amazing, she is The Drapes!"

by Sugar James June 27, 2019

grape drapes

The saggy lips of a busted out African Vagina.

That hoe's grape drapes took control of my shaft!

by Kyle J LMADK February 6, 2014

Arranging the Drapes

The pleasurable and highly erotic act of female masturbation.

Sonja: Where did Mary go? Has she been in her room all afternoon? Does she have a test to study for?
Carla: No. She's in there Arranging the Drapes.
Sonja: Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm that's hawt! I think I will go Paddle the Canoe myself. She ya about 30.

by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015

Bacon Drapes

Inner vaginal lips (labia minora) which are especially meaty and sometimes wavy, resembling bacon.

Daaaammnn, that girl had some nasty bacon drapes. But I dug it out anyways.

by Sharpie2222 February 4, 2006

meat drapes

A womans large sagging set of pussy lips

I licked Suzy's nasty meat drapes.

by Mr.Hairy Hungwell February 8, 2004