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Man I want to bang those drums
Drums by Marshal Law August 12, 2007
Originally created by untalented roahdies who wanted to hang out with musicians. these instruments are vital tools for brainless guys to steal there girlfriends back after a guitarist steals them.
John: "If I hit these drums, they make a load noise."
Paul: "Very good John have a lollipop"
John: "But I wanna balloon."
Paul: "But John your thirty six."
drums by afro joe April 18, 2005
Another way of saying "beat it"
You know...drums...beat it...ya get it?
Oh no you didn't just ask me to drive you to a mall three hours away so you can buy four new pairs of Jordans, a Wii, an iPhone, a gold rope with a Jesus piece the size of my head and a different pair of Under Armor for every day of the week then tell me "...but I can't give you any gas money 'cause I'm broke"!

Are you nuts? DRUMS, holmes! Take that garbage explanation to the next chick.
drums by yallahyallah February 7, 2008
An eldritch horror with blue hair and green skin who takes over galaxies and multiplies upon uttering the word "DRUMS"
Drums
Drums by I have a potted slug January 2, 2022
Drums are things to play beats

The drums are

Kick/Bass
Tom-Tom
Snare
Crash Cymbal
Ride Cymbal
Hi-Hat
Floor Tom

here are some drums that cannot be used with sticks

Conga
Bongos
Cajon
Djembe
Tabla
Orchestral Drums
Timpani
Concert Bass Drum
Electronic Drums
Electronic Drum Kit
Drum Machine
Jerry: Hey Garry can I use your Kick Drum?
Garry (bully): No i'm not letting you use it! It's mine!
Jerry: Teacher, Garry isn't sharing
Teacher: Garry, Sharing is caring. Let Jerry use it
Garry: FINE! *throws kick drum at Jerry*
Teacher: GARRY! TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE NOW!
Jerry: Yay *plays the drum*

Jerry: Hey Jackson do you want to play my drums?

Jackson: Yes I would!
Drums by SprunkixDandysWorldfan March 19, 2025