Droolgasm

When someone cooks something so tasty that you simultaneously drool and orgasm all over yourself.

Sandra made a killer chicken fried steak with whipped potatoes, baked mac and cheese with a side of bacon. It was so tasty that I droolgasmed.

by TheMidnightCreeper September 24, 2012

droolmaster

Someone who is experienced in the art of public drooling.

All hail the droolmaster!

by Mr Jon K March 9, 2007

desk drooling

Falling asleep in class and not getting caught

Teacher: Hey girl can you answer dis question?
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling

by HatBox August 27, 2013

Drooling in happyness

an excess of drool exceeding from one's mouth, occuring at a time of exceeding happyness. Sometimes this may be unstoppable!

the sign for drooling in happyness is:

:)~

look he's drooling in happyness!
she's so happy she is drooling in happyness!

by saggmaster January 16, 2009

drooling buffalo

A sexually excited woman's hairy pussyis a drooling buffalo. A dripping wet pussyof extraordinary hairiness. A wet and woolly muffon a woman.

I've seen many a hairy coochy in my day but that little hotty has a drooling buffalo. She slipped off her panties to reveal a dark drooling buffalo.

by Loren J. July 1, 2007

drooling donkey

when you get dome from someone that has alka-seltzer in their mouth.

Dude, i got so drunk last night, and i got a drooling donkey from that fat chick.

by dah-veed, bobby, josh February 18, 2009

drooling zombie

When a man ejaculates sperm from his penis into either a man or woman's nose, causing for the person to breath out of their noise ending in the result of the person looking like a zombie.

"Sarah was pissed when John gave her a drooling zombie because she was not expecting it, she couldn't breath out her nose, and John was laughing his ass off."

by TooOld March 24, 2009