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Facebook Downsizing

Used as an alternate for defriending people off of Facebook.

action verb: The act of defriending a large group of people from one's Facebook because of a number of reasons (i.e. removing an ex, people you don't talk to any more, that random from the party last night, etc).

verb: to downsize one's Facebook friends
Tom: I decided to Facebook downsize after each school year.

Jerry: Yeah, I did some Facebook downsizing after I broke up with that whore Stacy. I didn't need her sorority Facebook stalking me anymore.
by Lord_Squeaks March 5, 2012
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debbie downsie

a rachet, roadhard slut, crazy as all get out, with bat shit Asian gangham style bangs, who looks like she has a touch of the downs.
Shanon was looking rather Debbie Downsie last night, but I fucked her anyway.
by hokat November 14, 2013
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Downside up

When an individual is the opposite of being upside down. Standing on his/her/it's head, downside up.
"Sebastian's mom was downside up on the table last night"
by Clumped March 18, 2017
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Upside-Downsized

When your life is turned upside down and crap really starts hitting the fan due to a job loss caused by downsizing or out-sourcing.
"Do you see how John has lost control and has really been"rusting his windpipe"(drinking a lot) since his life has been turned upside-downsized after losing his job?
by Maat9999 June 16, 2010
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Sit Downsies

When you're too fucked up on drugs or alcohol to stand up any longer.
John: Yo I just smoked another bowl. That makes 180!
Mike: Yeah well I drank a 30 pack of Corona, now I've got the sit downsies.
by Sandwich Mike December 22, 2009
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downsies

A word meaning that you are "down" to do something;
You think something is a good idea, and you want to participate
Friend 1: Do you want to go to the party tonight?
Friend 2: Downsies
by jorman1 April 23, 2011
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Michigan downsizer

When a woman binds a man to a bed completely nude, she excites the man to full erection of the penis. She places a blindfold over his eyes. Using her tube of red lipstick, draws concentric circles to create a target using his tip as the center. She proceeds to downsize his penis by ferociously beating the tip of his dick.
Dave: Hey Carl I forgot, how big is your penis?

Carl: Well now it is 3 inches.

Dave: What do you mean 'now?'

Carl: It used to be 6.5 inches but last night my girlfriend gave me the Michigan downsizer.
by icypoler55 October 8, 2011
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