douchewagging

The act of being a jerk for no reason; being a total douche

"Did you see Jacob?"

"Yes! He was toatally douchewagging all over school!"

by mangled-elven-ass September 3, 2014

cut this douchebagotry

to put an end to the stupidity

Why don't you cut this douchebagotry and get off of 4chan!

by Joel T January 3, 2008

douche wagon

When a group of douche bags pile in the same car to go somewhere.

"Dude, that douche wagon just tried to run me off of the road!"

by Kasie H December 27, 2007

douchebaganarian

When someone is beyond the typical douche bag

1. Do you suffer from "douchebaganarian" ?
2. Hi, abeer is a "douchebaganarian"

by umairjikram August 2, 2012

El Douchebago

A famous fantasy baseball team currently in the prestigous League of Shadows.

El Douchebago is sucking hind-teat again this year. Perhaps he should have taken his head out of his ass during the draft.

by Dr. Asshat April 25, 2009

douchebagocity

1. The measurement of how much someone is being a douche.

Yesterday you were an ass and now your douchebagocity has raised.

by Cabooseness February 22, 2008

Douche Wagon

A small four-cylinder vehicle (i.e. Honda Civic) usually painted yellow, pink, or purple and driven by a 5'5" jackass. The wagon usually has a large wing on the back, white rims, and an annoying loud muffler.

Chuck felt like he was like Fast and The Furious as he rolled through Philly in his douche wagon.

by stinky July 26, 2004