douchenozzle 

someone who thinks reading a book or seeing a movie is quite a different thing than dressing up as a wizard and shooting pretend lightning bolts from a stick.

Ricebox is a douchenozzle because he only reads fantasy books or fantasy movies that become popular like Harry Potter.

douchenozzle by HighWingHarse July 19, 2009

Douchenozzle 

The distillation of the essence of a douche, compressed as the douche travels via liquid form through the aforementioned nozzle.

Fuck that douchenozzle, we were supposed to see Friendship is Magic this evening.

Douchenozzle by gorandy January 26, 2013

Douchenozzle 

Any person acting in a manner which constitutes an obnoxious or annoying behavior with no apparent reason.

The tip of a douche applicator.

Ed's behavior while intoxicated is akin to a douchenozzle.

Douchenozzle by Srod August 28, 2007

douchenozzle 

n.
douchenozzle- is the word in french meaning to wash, or shower+nozzle as in a shower nozzle. basically calling someone a shower head. :)

Example: "My dad comes up with weird words, and racial slurs." "He called me this, and I just stared at him, and told him what it really meant. Now my aunt uses it"

Other: "John is such a douchenozzle, he forgot to pick-up gas money" Friend: :/

douchenozzle by AyameMaaka July 15, 2011

Douchenozzle 

1.a terrible person

2.A total dick

3.affectionate name

Example 1.

Guy 1-I just fucked your girlfriend...and your MOM!

Guy 2-WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHENOZZLE ON THE PLANET!

Example 2.

Guy-I made you some pizza but...I got hungry and soo....yeah...you know where this is going.... :(

Girl- You are such a douchenozzle.*goes to Papa Johns*

Example 3.

*Meanwhile on the football field...*
Coach-LET'S WIN THIS GAME FOR THE CHEERLEADERS YOU PACK OF DOUCHENOZZLES!
Team-YEA!!!!

Douchenozzle by Princess Megabucks August 1, 2012

Douchenozzle 

A person who jacks off to animal porn.

--OHMIGOD Iouri is such a douchenozzle

-why?

--He jacks off to Animal Porn

Douchenozzle by krackermaster March 21, 2009

douchenozzle 

One who is generally out of touch with his yada yada yada....

That asshat that bought the broken palm pilot is such a douchenozzle.

douchenozzle by Bastard December 1, 2002