Douchecunt

An annoying and dependent person

Hey Jerry stop being a fucking douchecunt

by Deadpool1215 December 3, 2018

Douschecunt

Someone who exhibits over-the-top douschebaggery along with being a c#nt. Can also be used as a less offensive way to describe a douschebag or a c#nt due to the simple humor of combing the two words.

That girl is always hanging all over my boyfriend and trying to get attention; she is a total douschecunt.

by JBean212 February 25, 2009

Douchecutie

Someone's that is a cutie... But acts like a douchebag. When you see it, You'll feel quite dissapointed.

-Hey dude! Look that cutie
-There's a problem, dude: She likes Justin Bieber.
-What's the matter 'bout that?

-She's 19.
-Oh! Such a douchecutie

by Kissmymetalshinyass December 18, 2012

Douchecutcherie

Douchecutcherie is the charcuterie of doucheiness. Charcuterie’s are known for is variety of meats, cheeses, nuts, and crackers. A douchecutcherie is Diddy. The different variations that he was a douche makes him a douchecutecherie type of person.

Diddy is the douchecutcherie because of the many different ways he was a douche to so many different people.

by j to the JCPenney December 13, 2025