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certified douchetard

a person that is able to lower your self esteem, express no empathy, and exercise inordinate amounts of shitty behavior in one sitting
by lildaywalker November 16, 2009
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douchetarded

Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time
Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!
by Awesomazing February 4, 2009
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doucheturd

insulting noun, combing both a douche or douchebag and turd
Brad you're such a doucheturd
by Roy Kisner November 13, 2005
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douchetard

A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.
"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"

"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."

"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"
by JizzmasterJohn January 28, 2010
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Douchetard

The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.
Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard
by W54th8X August 6, 2010
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Douchetard

A compound word describing both a douche and retard mixed together. Usually describing that of a person who has done something idiotic like.
1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.
by erwix August 16, 2010
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douchtard

A person who is a douchbag and is retarded to boot.
That douchtard couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.
by hhopper August 18, 2008
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