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douche flute

A MODERN DAY CIGARETTE ALTERNATIVE FOR FOLKS WHO CANT HANDLE THIER TOBACCO
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alson known as a Vape, Vape Pen, or shit stick

Checkout the guy blowing vape rings with his doucheflute
by markdinla April 4, 2017
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Douche Flute

A name used for a vape. Also known as a "Blake"
Ashe stepped outside at work to take a hit off his Douche Flute.
by Newpsmoker July 21, 2020
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Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.
The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.
by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018
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douche flute

"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"

or

"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
by pissinonmyass July 8, 2019
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Douche flute

Douch flute - funneling vinegar & water into the ladies puss then plunging her rapidly to satisfaction
She was starting to smell fishy so I gave her the douche flute
by StinkyJay January 16, 2025
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Douche Flute

A lame.

A POS.

Someone who does stupid stuff.
That douche flute left a motorcycle seat in the middle of the road and it busted my oil pan.

I can't believe that douche flute messed my life up.
by TheSuperMost April 9, 2026
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left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC
Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....
by jpw805 December 13, 2020
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