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silver douche bag

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A person that is thinks highly of themselves and looks down at the poor. George Carlin called Barbra Bush this after she said "Almost everyone I’ve talked to says we're going to move to Houston...What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is
so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them." She may as well said let them eat cake. I never understood why the French cut off Marie Antoinette's head until Barbara Bush said this!!!
Most Republicans and the aristocracy are silver douche bags
by someguy563 December 2, 2005
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step douche-bag

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That thing your mother marries when your real father is no where to be found. At first he seems okay, he buys your family stuff and is seemingly nice. Then after a couple of months of marrige to your mother he becomes more assholish, then him and your mother are fighting, and what does the asshole do? He punches your mother in the fuckin face! He is the anti-christ. Don't be suprised if you want to kill him or throw something at the sumer toothed son of a bitch!
Chicka 1: I hate my step dad he is such an asshat
Chicka 2: yeah, I hate my step douche-bag too...
by cheypie101 February 11, 2010
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ass scented douche bag

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figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell
You're a complete and total ass scented douche bag
by Kelcie January 26, 2006
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serial douche bag

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a person that is a complete fuck up and always does douche bag things to his friends and people that care about him. hes a serial douche becuz no matter how much he pisses people off he keeps doin the same things over and over again until he finally burns bridges and has no real friends.
woow my cheating ex is such a serial douche bag, i heard hes in jail for the 6th time this year.

i heard john bailed on his gf again what a serial douche bag
by yourworstnightmare87 June 5, 2011
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Sun-Baked-Douche-Bag

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Adjective
A variant of shithead that has been in the sun for too long.
Man, Timmy is a real Sun-Baked-Douche-Bag, he took all of my donuts!
by Plantovision June 22, 2019
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smarmy douche bag

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When woman falsely uses your identity. They become a smarmy douche bag.
A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.
by Truk you August 27, 2011
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adjective

1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"

2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.

3. Used as a diss
by xenu! May 22, 2008
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