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Double Jacksaw

The act of counter-rotational fellatio in which the giver harmoniously utilizes both hands and the mouth for maximum stimulation during blowjob. Traditionally, the left hand is on bottom and right hand on top while one rotates and the other counter rotates on the shaft while the head of the penis remains in the performer's mouth. For full effect, the two handed rotation and counter-rotation must be coupled with up and down motion on the penis and blowjob until explosive orgasm in the mouth is achieved.

**WARNING: NOT FOR THE INEXPERIENCED**

Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.
Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.
by JStakz May 6, 2017
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Double Joey

When Joey jerks off raw and uses his seman for lube to jerk off again.
"I'ma Double joey all night long"

"Gonna Double Joe it up!"
by SpruceShelf July 2, 2012
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Double-Jointed Vagina

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.
Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!
by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009
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double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.
A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"
by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009
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Double jointed pussy

What a double jointed pussy is; when a woman’s vagina can expand to two times the size. A double jointed pussy can fit up to 4 penises. A woman can have intercourse with a double jointed pussy for up to 20 times a day.
Bro, I screwed a girl with a double jointed pussy, needles to say it was not tight.
by 23coxsucker December 25, 2019
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Double Jacking

When a gang member or affiliated person represents (jacks) two different gang sets. An example of this would be OYs and OGz in the Bronx, New York, who often throw up OY OGz even though they are two completely different gangs.
He rep' OYs and OGz he double jacking.
by ImSpoody July 9, 2022
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double jump

The highest degree of impossibility in the universe. Represented by the well-established physics equation 2(infinite/infinite) = GMm/R^2. This blatant disregard for the laws of gravity can be seen in several well-known video game titles. It is widely speculated that performing this move will send our universe into chaos. Up will become southeast, black will become orange -red (but not red-orange!), and unicorns and leprechans will escape from Narnia and spew forth from where the jump was committed. Existance as we know it will end as a orange-red hole (there's no black) will emerge and destroy Earth, the offender, everything, and even the universe. Nice job Mario.
He double jumped his way out of existance. Stupid bastard.
by StutteringStan September 30, 2006
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