Disgustang

A meme version of the word ‘disgusting’ it comes from a viral video saying:
‘Why does nobody know how to flush a toilet after they’ve had a shet? DISGUSTANG!’

“She sent me nudes and she’s only 13!!”
“That’s disgustang lmao”

by emu✨ May 19, 2018

Disgustinises

Visiting someone who chain smokes to the extent that just being in that house disgustinises clothes so you have to put them straight in the wash again.

That smell disgustinises all my clothing

by Sibbits October 24, 2019

Schlongus Dongus

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".

Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010

Disgustipated

A tool song

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then

And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
-from disgustipated

by Homo-Cunt July 24, 2018

Disgusting Dave

When you don't shower, live in filth, and sometimes shit yourself while still maintaining a job and somehow can still encourage broken women to play with your diddle.

"Hey, what the fuck is up with that guy?"

"Oh, dont mind him, hes just living his life being a Disgusting Dave"

by Dorothy Valmont April 16, 2020

disgustingly cute

So overly cute that you find it disturbing, but you're not complaining.

The way he always calls me his bae is disgustingly cute

by Kubs1775 October 7, 2016

disgusting

What most attempts at entries on urbandictionary end up being.

Another one of those poo-vagina entries. Disgusting.

by felixh March 4, 2016