dorito selection

Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.

Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%

cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't

found a single one laden with what I would call

more cheese.

Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a

bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You

had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure

that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag

with your roommates.

by Genomatic September 23, 2009

do donuts

to repeatedly drive (a car) in a circle

The police found out that the car that was doing donuts in the parking lot had no driver.

by Light Joker September 4, 2005

Dority

Surname of a powerful, yet benevolent royal family of Northern Ireland. Derived from O'Doherty, and mangled at Ellis Island in the mid- 1800s. This name denotes strength, wisdom, good looks, and effortless awesomeness. Many strive to become Dority-esque, but fail miserably.

Most families have come to terms with the fact that they'll never compare to the Dority family.

by BN718 October 6, 2010

Five Powdered Donuts

Powdered donuts is a joke from a Fanfiction on ao3 (Powdered Sugar by purplezipper) using the slash ship RanPoe. 5 powdered donuts were stacked onto Poe’s dick and Ranpo ate them off.

Person 1: Bro, my mom bought me five powdered donuts today 💀
Person 2: kys what.

by Inspector gadget <3 May 27, 2023

Dorito breath

The aroma caused by consuming a fresh package of Doritos. The smell of a persons breath is multiplied by the b.o.-like scent that Doritos contain. This lingers long after the consumer has finished eating the chips. Dorito breath is most apparent after eating the nacho cheese flavored Doritos.

Do not kiss your significant other while sporting Dorito breath.

I don't like eating Doritos because they give me Dorito breath.

Damn, I can smell your Dorito breath from all the way over here!

by KrunkAssWhitey August 6, 2009

Doritos right-of-way

N. Occurs when two or more people reach into an open bag of Doritos at the same time. The person who has eaten the least Doritos has the right-of-way.

*two guys reach for Doritos*

Guy 1: Oh sorry dude go ahead.

Guy 2: Nah bro you got the Doritos right-of-way.

by Thesaucyfireball December 7, 2013

Vegan Donut

A roast where you wouldn't want to be the dish.

Vegan Teacher: And if you call me a "donut", that's fine, as long as you're vegan from now on.

Gordon Ramsey: Pooofph! "Vegan Donut"

by Dr. Canyounot February 8, 2021