A poop that cannot wait; Having to take a shit so bad that if you don't get to a toilet within a few minutes, you wish you were wearing an adult diaper. Usually a mix of diarrhea with alot of gas.
Julie: What's the matter? You don't look well. We'll be at my parent's house in about 15 minutes.
Jim: (shifting nervously after turning the radio off) Jesus Christ, I have a doomsday deuce brewing, you have to find a bathroom now or else I'm gonna shit my pants!
Jim: (shifting nervously after turning the radio off) Jesus Christ, I have a doomsday deuce brewing, you have to find a bathroom now or else I'm gonna shit my pants!
by sciflyer.25 January 17, 2013
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Person 1: Whatchya doin
Person 2: doomscrolling through twitter looking at how fucked our world is
Person 1: m’kay have fun with that
Person 2: doomscrolling through twitter looking at how fucked our world is
Person 1: m’kay have fun with that
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Get the doodster mug.The days in which students are forced to go through extreme torture due to examination from faculty members who love to enjoy to see students work harder then they do at any given day. Usually held at the end of a semester, followed by partying and extreme drug abuse, which leads to mental retardation.
It's just one of those weeks that happens to give you HELL, it occurs twice a year, and it often induces extreme insomnia and makes one look like a student on crack.
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It's just one of those weeks that happens to give you HELL, it occurs twice a year, and it often induces extreme insomnia and makes one look like a student on crack.
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"D00ms Week, Orly?"
"Dooms Week has grabbed my balls and twisted them hard, I'm way too stressed bro I hardly have time to sleep"
"Dooms Week has grabbed my balls and twisted them hard, I'm way too stressed bro I hardly have time to sleep"
by Darkmasterchief January 1, 2008
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Person 1:Oi bruv have you seen the new g.dons Tiktok?
Person 2: Yeah mate made me commit a Sharon Reed
Person 2: Yeah mate made me commit a Sharon Reed
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Warrior1: "Help me, I'm dying..."
Warrior2: "Everyone get over here, we need to issue a battle cry for young Gugswaga!"
(All warriors get together)
Together: "GOOGS AND DOOGS!!!!"
(Gugswaga get up, feeling energized, and ready to fight!)
Warrior1: "Help me, I'm dying..."
Warrior2: "Everyone get over here, we need to issue a battle cry for young Gugswaga!"
(All warriors get together)
Together: "GOOGS AND DOOGS!!!!"
(Gugswaga get up, feeling energized, and ready to fight!)
by Master Gugswagalaga February 22, 2011
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