pooker dooker

A term of endearment for a female dog, usually said in a sugary sweet voice for best effect.

Last night, Kurian was cold, so him and his pooker dooker curled up under the covers.

by Devious Honey Mark Rock September 6, 2005

blast a dooker

-verb-
1.) To deficate.
2.) To Poop.
3.) To release that which comes from the anus.

Oh my god, I gotta blast a dooker!

by SOSLifeguard April 27, 2008

Phantom Dooker

When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.

I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Dooker

Someone that’s on the dook(slang for shit which is meth).

Look at that dooker stealing drain cleaner from the hardware store

by Notadooker March 9, 2018

dooker

The toilet where you poop or "dookey".

Ayo lemme run to the dooker before we start this movie.

by gickybands September 20, 2020

Dookers

Someone who lives outside of Florida (Specifically Atlanta), and tries to act like a Jit.

“Bro you see those guys shooting fent and playing Pooh Shiesty??”

“Yeah bro, they a bunch of dookers”

by Dinky Dooker April 7, 2024

Dooker shoot

First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.

"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.

by AuntieT November 21, 2011