Doober

A more politically correct term for the phrase douche bag. Nearly the same in meaning, the term doober can refer to someone that is a douche bag, but that you feel more inclined to be nicer to. For example, someone you see on a regular basis - like a neighbor - that you wouldn't want to be on awful terms with, and is a bit goofy, but in a bad way.

The term doober also is a slight variation of the word goober which pretty much gives a self-explanatory mental image of someone automatically fitting this profile.

Sarah: "Man that kid that just left the party was a fucking asshole weirdo creep."

Drew: "Yeah, sorry he scared you. I had to invite him since he lives down the street. He's a bit of a doober."

by Woobers June 5, 2010

Doober

Someone who gives anal sex to a man or woman and then eats the fecal matter off his penis.

Guy: Lets do anal.
Girl: okay!!
Guy: (inside head "YESSSSS")
*after sex*
Girl: That was awesome
Guy: *Eating penis poop*
Girl: What the hell are you doing?!?!
Guy: Doobing
Girl: awe you silly doober

by THA BEST DOOBA January 26, 2014

Doober

A penis that has hair all the way up the shaft.

Dude, Sean has a doober!

by IxamxMarshall July 12, 2009

Doober

Someone who smokes alot, or a pothead

Look at Mike over there blazin it up, what a doober.

by Aaron Abke January 19, 2005

doober

a jackass

nelson is a doober

by nelson October 19, 2003

doober

Shawn

Shawn is a doober.

by James Johnson September 19, 2003

doober

a retarded redneck

"Man, Huntington, WV is full of doobers!"

by Lester S. Darfwat an' Steinwell February 23, 2003