Donkey Bobsleigh

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse). The Donkey Bobsleigh is when you do this at the top of a flight of stairs and straight after the punch you ride her down the stairs like a bobsleigh!

i got a donkey bobsleigh last night!

by bollardboy August 14, 2009

Donkey Kong 64

Name of a video game that came out in 1998-1999 for the Nintendo 64 only. Developed by Rare published by nintendo it was a hit game for its time and still fun, holding nintendos first game Donkey Kong Arcade that came out scince 1981 with 5 main characters
Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Lanky Kong, Tiny Kong, Chunky Kong.
story line: King K. Rool wants to destroy DK Island and has captured DKs 4 relatives.

G1: Wanna play Donkey Kong 64?
G2: sure... but what about G3?
G3: nah... how about G4? he likes it
G4: HECK YEAH!
G1,2,3: WTF!

by MarioPWNS March 20, 2008

donkey optimist

That unflagging and dedicated optimist who always imagines that the shit pile contains a happy little donkey.

She is undoubtedly the most pronounced donkey optimist I have ever come across.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Donkey Kong that hoe

When a Bitch is acting up so you hit here on the top of the head using your fist like a hammer. this technique is used to avoid domestic violence charges as you cant see a bruise on the top of your head.

Sean: Wheres ashley at?
Jarvis: That bitch put her hands on me so i had to donkey kong that hoe.

by Fave000 August 25, 2010

slaunch donkey

Biggest bass you'll ever done see.

Wow, I was at the lake and I caught this slaunch donkey

by The slaunch April 7, 2017

donkey sun

Definition: The bright shining sun on a cloudless, freezing sub-zero winter day.

This is an old Persian proverb that doesn't translate well into English. Essentially, in winter, just because it's bright and sunny out don't assume, it's warm. If you don't dress appropriately, you might feel like or look like an ass. Donkey Sun!

I looked outside, the Sun was shining and not a cloud in the sky so I just wore my hoodie and jeans to the football game. I froze my dick off all day long. Man I feel like an ass hole for not dressing properly. The Donkey Sun got me .

by Well Dunne April 27, 2020

Mexican spit donkey

The act of removing one's throbbing cock from the asshole of their significant other immediately after donkey punching them and proceeding to hack a fat loogy into their gaped asshole.

Richard and I got home after a long performed at Mexican spit donkey all night long.

by There German Cat April 28, 2015